It's incredible that people can fail to wonder about the likes of Cliff Richard. He's a 73 year old 'bachelor boy' who squeezes himself into tight leather trousers and sings about 'devil women' It's like Gascoigne ...... prefers the company of rough men, hits women, wears make up & fake breasts and is obviously tormented. But suggest he's gay and people are genuinely amazed.
It's no surprise that there's no females though getting pulled up for Yewtree... Can you imagine if somebody like Holly Willoughby touched your balls when you were 15, you'd be telling every **** straight away, not in a million years could a lad keep that kind of thing to himself for 40 years. If I was 15 and even somebody average like a Linda Barker or Anthea Turner touched me up I'd be like Usain Bolt back to my bedroom!
I think he's asexual mate, by default. He's not gonna be able to perform for either sex is he? Let's face it he's ****ed.
I was once sat having lunch at my local coffee shop, all the while there was this guy sat on the next table loud and full of himself, happened to be no other than Christopher Biggins. I think he's too far up his own ass, for anybody else to either be there or him up someone else.
news update olice have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard. so fingers crossed it's just dodgy porn and not any new music
Belter mate When he was asked if he had any previous criminal records he asked for 100 other offences to be taken into consideration.
Police have finally tracked Cliff Richard down in his local Subway. Although he claimed he was Hank Marvin at the time of questioning
Alan Turner is a bloke Bobby! As for Hilda Baker... If I was 15... Ehhh any holes a goal pal, it would be more of a fast walk back to my bedroom than a sprint though!
Cliff Richard eh??? If they wanted to catch him they should have bugged his house..... So he would be wired for sound.
He seems daftly unaware of police procedures ....... he was complaining that the police hadn't warned him they would be raiding the place FFS, what planet is he on?
I didn't know she was Jewish, I'm not sure she's strictly Kosher though, by all accounts she's been consuming every narcotic under the sun for the past few years! I'm sure she likes a good old spam and egg butty
Just had a look through his list of songs on wiki... he has one called "Girl, you'll be a woman soon" I guess the rest of the title is "but **** it I'm gonna shag you anyway".
Well I'll tell you this Terry, I'd bet she'd be a bundle of fun for a night out down the pub & then back to bed. Wouldn't really bother me if she eats pork chops or not as long as she sucks dick. Mind you, her daddy was a right twat.
