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The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by gas, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. multipleaccs

    multipleaccs New Member

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    I'm playing kendleshire in the morning if you fancy a round.

    Bring your microwave.

    I'd like to meet this massive, seems a right nice chap.
     
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  2. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    **** banter or bullshit. for some people (cough cough bankys cough cough) give both!
     
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  3. multipleaccs

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    Tablets kicked in yet cjs?
     
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  4. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    Are you going to apologise for being a ****head and general goat-worrying butt monkey? <laugh>
     
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  5. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    comment translated...... im not going to google that because i know i will look a stupid **** again so lets ignore it and it will just go away.
     
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  6. Bluebaldee

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    Golf is a ****ing awful game, played by ****s. Get your own microwave - they'll deduct it from your benefits at some shops, or so Lan tells me.
     
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  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    posted 9:42pm


    posted 11:22pm

    still awake i see. unable to sleep were we??? or were you just lying like banksy does all the time??
     
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  8. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    liars dont apologise. when they say sorry they even lie then too!
     
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  9. Bluebaldee

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    Hey CJS - we've got six Teds on this thread at the mo.

    It's like care in the community - keep the vulnerable Teds off the street where their arses will be bought for Hooch and safely on this thread offering up their feeble bants <laugh>
     
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  10. banksyisourhero

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    We don't have any goats in South Bristol, you dirty sags have taken them all and tied them to posts over Mangotsfield to sexually abuse at your leisure. You are very angry tonight I reckon you must have been interfered with by Cliff Richard in your early 20's.
     
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  11. banksyisourhero

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    Liars say they can spell gynaecologist even when they can't.. how many more of your lies do we have to stand..?

    How did the FA investigation in to Wycombe being deducted points for last season go? Weren't you very confident of reinstatement?
     
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  12. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <laugh> and we aint even getting paid for the service. but the joy i suppose makes it worth while <ok>

    funny thing is, they mock our numbers but the 2 of us can take the 6 of them easily. they have 2 liars (1 of which has multiple accounts) and lan the thick brat (lan ;)) and tommy who just says "yawn" and shiny who says "bite". its a bit too easy for us!
     
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  13. multipleaccs

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    That's where all the goats went, you can imagine cjs sticking his tiny fingers up the little lambs.

    It's the meltdown that has caused another relapse.
     
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  14. Bluebaldee

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    Don't dis Cliff. We were very much in love.
     
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  15. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    dont change the ****ing subject on to football matters. come back to me when to check my spelling on google. type in 'gynecologist or gynaecologist' and you will learn a fact instead of the usual bullshit you make up.
     
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  16. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    the meltdown was my brother dying. there hasnt been a relaspe. prick.

    but i know all about your meltdown!

    still awake are we?? horlicks didnt work for you??
     
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  17. banksyisourhero

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    He's slipping in to meltdown again.! Don't go Bluebaldee, he falls apart when you go..
     
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  18. Bluebaldee

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    I can hear the sound of barrels being scraped!

    It's all rather lame. But I suppose this thread is probably the liveliest thing for our South Bristol chums at the moment. Unless one of them decides to go a bit 'massive' again <laugh>
     
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  19. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    i can take you all on, on my own.

    [video=youtube;-SK6gbhuEXQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6gbhuEXQ[/video]

    (forget the fact he got killed by being shot several times after this part! <whistle>)
     
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  20. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    give them credit though. they are trying to cover up the oxford defeat mind! <laugh>
     
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