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The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by gas, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. multipleaccs

    multipleaccs New Member

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    I ****ing hate jaffa's, but I love seedless grapes.

    My microwave aint working, can I borrow yours. Cold horlicks is vile
     
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  2. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    Well in that case I'm proud to be a complete ****** Shineyzzz! Never heard of her, but then I do tend to avoid tabloids, soaps and reality TV. It's a choice and anyone can make it :)
     
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  3. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    thats a question for chris and seamge. you know chris who said it and seamge who said me neither. so i'll let them answer it.

    i'll be there unless something happens between now and then.

    will you turn up to your next home game or will you be too tired as you worked a little late? by worked i mean travelling to a post office to cash in your giro of course!
     
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  4. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    I like him, he's got Lt Sparrow sussed in less than 10 posts..
     
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  5. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    is that so!

    well you would know. thats why your mrs is at my place.

    sounds like an ideal partner to banksy or massive..... when they are fed up and had enough of lan of course ;)

    liar.
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    To be fair it's pretty much impossible not to have heard of her if you have own a mobile/laptop/tv.... But then again you are a gashead and I only assume you have none of those things and you are in fact in a library after they've closed using there computers and wiping **** stains in children's books.... "Where's Wally... He seems to be hiding behind that brown smear..."
     
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  7. Bluebaldee

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    Use a saucepan - but ask a responsible adult to light the hob!
     
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  8. banksyisourhero

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    "will you turn up to your next home game or will you be too tired as you worked a little late? by worked i mean travelling to a post office to cash in your giro of course!"

    What is it you do for a living? everyone knows what I do, but you? your always on here melting down or straw clutching, but what is it you actually do?
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Well their IP Addresses don't match, neither do their host name... I always thought if these didn't match then it's not the same person..
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    gynecologist.
     
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  11. Bluebaldee

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    their <grr>

    I'm shocked you know what a library is! All that tabloid **** is rotting your brain cell.
     
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  12. banksyisourhero

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    One **** peering in to another and you can't even spell your own job.. I smell lies.. (again)
     
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  13. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    **** <grr>

    It's one brain cell more than you, sleeve sucker <laugh>
     
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  14. multipleaccs

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    In my opinion during at meltdown it would be foolish to work, especially machinery or big tools.

    I think before the meltdown he may have been a steward down the minimal.
     
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  15. multipleaccs

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    Bastard I just burnt my ****ing hand on the hob.

    Your fault baldee.
     
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  16. Bluebaldee

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    Which is one more job than you've ever had. Unless you count being Rod's bitch in your secure accommodation.
     
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  17. banksyisourhero

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    'I think before the meltdown he may have been a steward down the minimal"

    He did go very quiet when I said about the rubbish being piled up against the gates, perhaps he was leaning on them..
     
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  18. Lan Logger

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    ROD is everyones bitch
     
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  19. Bluebaldee

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    Eh?

    Have you caught Banky's lying disease?

    Now off to Britain's got Sun on Sunday Coronation Factor in the Jungle with you, you Shineyzzz!
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    We both know ;)
     
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