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The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by gas, Jul 2, 2014.

  1. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    obsessed with the 'meltdown' line. coming from you who has had a lot of private personal issues recently (yes i know all about them) i think i know who really has the meltdown, princess.

    last time i called you a princess you turned into hulk and blew up. remember that?? enjoy your break from the forum?? you were only banned from our board, why run away like a wimp?? i know because you had a meltdown. a real breakdown. we seen the proof.
     
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  2. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    yes, remember what he said to you before and got banned for it! wont be long before he does it again. but hopefully he will be removed from our board anyway as he is still banned. but of the mods decide to allow him to stay then fair enough.

    the fact he talks about dribbling / bed wetting in association with meltdowns using it as a piss take is offensive stuff to those who are actually ill. i like how he talks about my mrs sleeping in another room. he is right though. but thats because his ex-mrs takes it in turns to share the master bedroom with myself. wanted a real man in her life.
     
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  3. multipleaccs

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    How is the mrs cjs or has she moved out due to your reacurring issues, women do not like weak men.

    Must fly, time for a nice cup of horlicks begfore lights out.

    Baldee you must come and visit soon, we can have a game of fifa but you can't be rovers as they are nl.

    Night ladies.
     
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  4. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    thanks shiny. thanks a lot. my wife just sat next to me while i was scrolling back up the page and she seen this pic. she said "what the **** is that". she thought i was looking up pervy pictures. i had to show her it was this place and that it wasnt me who posted it. she is ok now but she was well angry for a minute then. she said "tell him (shiny) that he is disgusting and hopes you penis drops off".

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Bluebaldee

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    Night banks, use those nighttime pants - the carers don't want to change your sheets again...
     
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  6. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    she is fine. not moved out. still with me as she likes a strong man. after what you said previously about drinking horlicks, that says it all. they named it horlicks after your mrs. im sure you can work that out!
     
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  7. multipleaccs

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    Delroy was strong and I believe she said deon was even stronger.

    While the cat was away she certainly enjoyed herself.

    You know what happens if meltdown occurs.
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    bet your having a cheeky tug ya old **** <laugh>
     
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  9. Sapphire

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    Shame about the implant scars Shiny. Bit like Bristol City not actually real.
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    shiny, i got the laptop positioned now where she cant see the screen ;)

    anyway, we dont want that filth here shiny!


    so take massive back with you please <whistle>
     
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  11. banksyisourhero

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    So, the question is will you be going to your next home game or haven't you "got the stomach for it" ??
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    He says whilst violently masturbating over Josie Cunningham...
     
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  13. banksyisourhero

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    nah not me honest.! <laugh> i could hazard a good guess though.!
     
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  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I can actually confirm that Multipleaccs is NOT massive. Not sure who it is but it isn't him....
     
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  15. multipleaccs

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    Apparently during a meltdown you become impotent.
     
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  16. Bluebaldee

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    Says the man who knows her by name!
     
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  17. Bluebaldee

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    Indeed you do, my Jaffa friend :wink:
     
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  18. multipleaccs

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    Detective shiny I appreciate you confirming I am a newbie and have never had an account before.

    This is a banter thread but I can understand certain people getting a little tetchy, I would if my club had dropped out of the football league.

    Nice tits though and my mrs loved them the dirty cow.
     
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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Sorry mate but you have to be a complete ****** to not know who she is... She is possibly one of the worst human beings on earth. Got her tits done on the NHS. Then she wanted to abort her baby to go on Big Brother, she then sells tickets for the birth of that baby and apparently letting people pay to see it on Skype, then the other day takes the piss out of Robin Williams death... She needs shooting.
     
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  20. Bluebaldee

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    I can confirm that all of you are massive









































    pricks, so it's pretty irrelevant which one of you dribblers is Multiturd.
     
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