Celtic mad Cliff Richard....

Utter ****ing garbage of a band.

 

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****in' ell!

 

Young ones ... shouldnt be afraid

 

Apprarently Police have found a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, Blow Up doll.

 

Carrie doesn't live here any more - she mutated into a 14 year old called Gary.

 

There are growing rumours that and unnamed celebrity from the 70's is NOT suspected of sexual impropriety!

More to follow...

 

Crown court Time,
Barristers in Line,
Children talking of
Hideous Crime
My knob is on fire,
it's as red as can be,
Oh how I love sex anally

 

Police have found Cliff Richards hiding in his local Burger King.

When questioned though, he pretended to be Hank Marvin...

 

The only candidate I can think of is Eunoch Powell.

 

Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.

Hopefully it's Child Porn and not new music,

 

http://barbadosfreepress.wordpress....-richard-now-a-barbados-citizen-telegraph-uk/

 

I thought he was hiding in The Shadows.

 

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Ah cannae believe this ahm ****ing beelin on an epic scale Sue Barker wid be turning in her grave if she wiz deid which she isnae so ah wid.

ffs

 

See if Dan Snow's list of 200 celebrities pleading for us to stay in the Union was signed in the 70s, it'd be about 500 of the ****s on it.

They can't even take him off it

****ing Simon Schama just tweeted the link asking people to sign it.

"Aye, come and put your name right next to Cliff's"

 

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I can`t wait until Noel Edmonds gets brought in for questioning, i hate him.

 

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****ing sick ****s.