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Friend met Nolan at Glasto

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  1. Mod Face

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    My friend was up at Glasto and said he saw Nolan locking some politician in a portaloo.

    What a dick.
     
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    Mod Face, Jun 28, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I just saw Nolan slicing some baby seals, ****ing fat ****!!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    My mate swears that he saw Kevin Nolan conducting a black mass at Stonehenge, where he sacrificed dozens of bunny rabbits on an altar made from the bodies of kittens.
     
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    As long as no badgers were harmed then I am not bothered.
     
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  6. Mod Face

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    I don't see why he'd need to make a sacrifice to get the attention of the gods, I'm sure he still has Tiote's mobile number.
     
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    Tbh that sounds funny
     
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    Yeah but you'd expect better from someone with Nolan's profile.
     
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    Yeah, he was obviously being a bit of a prick, which in the public eye he can't really be
     
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    <laugh>

    So to sum the thread up, Nolan is a **** and Carroll is a greasy, long-haired lanky streak of piss. And a pervert.
     
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    Yep.

    Whose next for a character assassination?

    I vote Barton.
     
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    Bramble, if we can find ANYTHING untoward about his private life.
     
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    I checked and he's squeaky clean, no rapes, no speeding, nothing.
     
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    He did once crash his car into a wall in Newton Flotman, Norfolk.

    The bastard.
     
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    <laugh> ...rep!
     
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    <laugh> ...
     
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