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Robin Williams Dead Jokes

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Roon ye

    *not posted on a gay iPad*
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and yet ye still managed spelling and grammatical errors.

    #justsaying
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Get ****ed, I ain't at work.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    **** off with the hashtags ya auld man <laugh>
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Don't let it get you down mate.

    Chin up.

    No, honestly it's not that big a deal.

    Is there anyone you can talk to about this?

    Samaritans mibbe?

    Don't do anything daft now.

    There are people who care about you, honest there is.
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He'll die of a heart attack first. He's also covered in too much fat to reach any arteries. Hasn't got the stamina to get a noose round his neck or down to a train station to chuck himself in front of a train. I could keep going...
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A **** hole then...
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye didny post that on an iPad without some serious re-touching on the touch screen.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Roon ye.

    #saints-is-a-prick
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    And there was me sticking up for ye...

    <wah>
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    It's use to my swear words <laugh>
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I posy from my phone but I gave a great new app that sirts all my soelling and grsmmer.

    It's called spellwrecker :D
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...Viewpark shaped, yes.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    Gambol tried taking his life, but chickened out and cut his finger off instead. He made a decent lunch that day, planned last supper I presume?
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A finger of fud...
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    That is your opinion. The opinion of an expert is to the contrary. I think most would trust hers over that of some guy on the internet.

    Mentally il people often believe they are a burden on their family, a curse. For them, it is a selfless act.
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Well said Jip <ok>
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Wooden stool that can take his weight?
     
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  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    There are 2 lls in ill you buffoon:grin:
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I did try taking my life.

    Instead I kicked my **** in and told me to shape up. It worked.

    Who wants to be remembered as a stinking selfish coward, I asked myself. Toby was the answer.
     
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