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What to call Tina's new dog

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Aug 12, 2014.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    If you're from Newcastle it would come under "Hobbies & Interests" on your C.V rather than under "Previous Employment"
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 13, 2014
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yeah, the vet wanted yer dug's arse for "anal milking". Yer dug got pumped aff a pervert and you paid him for it.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 13, 2014
  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My mum used to retch over the smell and it would spray everywhere .

    Geordie porn...

    [video=youtube;4vK8GRwI84U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vK8GRwI84U[/video]

    Seriously don`t click on this it`s ****ing rank.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Aug 13, 2014
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think, just this once, I'll take yer advice :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Aug 13, 2014
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Just Google Image "woman with black labrador puppy". We'd be none the wiser.

    We've got a golden labrador, she'll be one next month. Had her since she was 3 months. Lovely little thing, a bit daft to start with but she's calmed down a lot. Enjoy <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 13, 2014
  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Riddle
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Aug 13, 2014

  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Has anyone suggested Rabies for a name yet ?

    Pity its a Labrador, if it was one of them devil dugs you couldve called it Kestrel <ok>
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 14, 2014
  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    WTF <laugh>

    Joker's not even wearing gloves.
     
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    Patience, Aug 14, 2014
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Who said you can't learn anything on GC? Anal milking's a new one on me.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 14, 2014
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You're fooling no one, sicko.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 14, 2014
  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    A wee update for you all (I know you couldn't really give a ****)

    Got the boy home last night around 8. He didn't sleep. All night.

    One hour I managed, sleeping on the sofa. Shat and pished all over the livingroom (wooden flooring TF.) Him not me <laugh>

    Anyway, today, am like a half shut knife and Max is the same. He's lying beside me right now, but the slightest noise, he barks <laugh>

    He's a beautiful, utterly handsome boy.

    I'm hoping we'll get some sleep tonight.
     
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    Tina., Aug 14, 2014
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Wow. There's a Hollywood movie in the making!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 14, 2014
  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    OMG, I'm literally in tears here, what a beautiful heart-warming tale.

    <WANK>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Aug 14, 2014
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Replace "Max" with "Allan" and that is pretty much every relationship I've ever had.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 14, 2014
  15. User Deleted

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    Replace 'Max' with 'Clive Scatworth' and there's your perfect name for the little laddie.
     
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    User Deleted, Aug 14, 2014
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Who the **** is Max?
     
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    monacoger, Aug 15, 2014
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Gambol's real name.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 15, 2014
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I was under the impression that you were Max? Whoever the **** yie are...
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 15, 2014
  19. User Deleted

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    Oh my ****in sides <rofl> <rofl> <rofl>
     
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    User Deleted, Sep 27, 2014
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^ self serving wee prick
     
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    Gambol, Sep 27, 2014
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