David Haye is attempting to unify four of the five world federations heavyweight boxing titles on Saturday. In case you didn't know. Both competitors could be classed as hard as ****. Who will win?
The ****in' fight will probably be over in 6 seconds. ****in' hope so for all the ****ers that pay and stay up to watch it, if they haven't already fallen asleep of course.
It's in Hamburg not Las Vegas...so unless you have narcolepsy or too much gear then you should be able to make it to 9pm...