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Younger siblings

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, Jan 13, 2011.

  1. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Why is it that probably 90% of the time, they are 24carat *****s and also fly chancing bastards? I'm not alone in this, I know other eldest children who also have to deal with needless crap.

    I've got one living in Leeds who lived in my house for a bit, then moved out before she was kicked out. Being the nice guy that I am, I gave her my old laptop for free and some money to get it fixed up.

    Now this morning she's sent a text, asking if I want to buy her wardrobe, drawers and telly!!

    Has she been taking some of Nev's diamond ectos or something?

    These are drawers and a wardrobe that she built herself. She would struggle to build a ****ing sandcastle so effectively she is trying to flog me firewood. Then with the telly, I've got a 46" beast in my living room , and I hardly ever watch it. This is forgetting the fact I gave her a laptop for nothing a few months back but now she thinks I'll buy ****e off her.

    Stupid girl, I wish I had brothers, cos that way I could slap them for being fannies.
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    It's the other way round for me Frank. I'm the middle kid, older brother (24) is much worse than wee brother (15)

    I'm staying with my older one now and he wanted to put the rent up because I got a wage rise. I told him to **** off for

    a) I pay £250 rent and £100 for sky per month
    b) My bedroom doesn't have heating
    c) The shower doesn't work
    d) He complains when I put a wash in every 2-3 days
    e) He's a tight-fisted prick

    My wee brother on the other hand is sound as **** <ok>
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Only guy ever on Not606 to put on a list:-

    A,b, c, d, e

    I thought I was joking when I said you were boring. now I realise you are.

    Are you the assistent to the Regional Manager?
     
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