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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Washysafc, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    I have just become a senior member does this mean I noe qualify for a bus pass?
     
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  2. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    no it means you get to stay up till 10
     
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  3. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    No I cannt I need my beauty sleep!!!
     
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  4. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Means you get a monthly reach-around from Syd.

    That's why i became mod, to get away from his grubby little mitts...
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


    Come on BB guess the movie...it's a classic.
     
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  6. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    BB if thats the case can I go back to just a normal member!!!!!
     
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  7. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Full Metal Jacket mate, absolutely awesome film <ok>

    And Washy, no, be afraid...
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    isn't that what Syd's trying to get his hands on? :(
     
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  9. Washysafc

    Washysafc Well-Known Member

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    BB I am now LOL
     
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  10. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    The worst bit is Osca sitting there licking his lips...
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No that'll be Long, Dong.
     
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  12. FlagFlyingHigh

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    Domino's and free entry to the Bingo are in the post! :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful, much younger girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £2,500 ring.

    The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

    At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

    "Here's a stunning ring at only £25,000," the jeweller said.
    The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

    The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
    The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque.
    I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

    On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said, "There's no money in that account."

    "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about one HELL of a WEEKEND I had!"
     
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  14. Mad Mackem

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    Nice one
     
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  15. Disco

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    I'm sure I saw a way of giving away you points. I'll investigate.
     
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  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I love a normal member and when I said bed by 10, I did mean bed by 10

    not his lips
     
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  17. Disco

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    Syd loves members.
     
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  18. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I meant his lipstick, it was poking oot.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Osca loves syds senior member.
     
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  20. mitchthemakem

    mitchthemakem Well-Known Member

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    just been promoted also does that mean i get to stroke Osca as my two cairns maybe jealous
     
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