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  1. Bible John the Bible Man

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    Here is the countdown from 5-1 of common Bible misconceptions. I love you all even the the wrong 'uns. Pm me and I can set you on the road to Enlightenment.

    5.Devilish Serpent

    The serpent that convinced Eve to take the fruit from the tree of Knowledge and Evil is not referred to as Satan in Genesis. He is known only as the serpent who was “more subtle than any of the beasts of the earth”. Additionally, the term “Lucifer” used in reference to Satan comes from the Vulgate translation of Isaiah 14:12 – at no point in the Bible is Satan directly referred to by the name Lucifer. [Genesis 3]

    4.The Ten Commandments

    Considering the importance of the ten commandments to so many people, you would think they would have a clear idea of how they are defined, but most people do not. The Bible does not list a consistent set of 10 commandments at all. In Exodus, the list includes 14 or 15 “statements”. Though the Bible does refer to a set of “10″ rules, it does not mention them in the same sections as the list commonly known as the ten commandments. Different Christian sects have divided the list of commandments up differently. The Catholic Church combines the first 3 statements in to one commandment, and the Protestants combine the final two in to one statement. You can see a complete list of the differences here. To add to the confusion, there is also another set of 10 commandments called the Ritual Decalogue which includes laws such as “Do not cook a kid in its mother’s milk”. [Exodus 20]

    3.The Prodigal Son

    Contrary to popular belief, “Prodigal” means “characterized by a profuse or wasteful expenditure” – it is not a reference to leaving or returning. [Luke 15:11-32]

    2.The Immaculate Conception

    The immaculate conception is not a reference to Jesus being born without sin, but to his mother Mary. Most Christians believe that all people are conceived with original sin (the sin inherited from Adam and Eve) but that Jesus was not. Additionally, the Catholic Church teaches that Mary was also conceived without sin and this is where the term “Immaculate Conception” has come from. [Luke 1:28]

    The Immaculate Conception is the conception of Mary, the mother of Jesus without any stain of original sin, in her mother’s womb: the dogma thus says that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from the lack of sanctifying grace that afflicts mankind, and that she was instead filled with divine grace.


    1.Changing Texts

    Some people believe that over the centuries, the Bible text has been altered to suit the ideologies of the editors. In fact, there are only a very small number of textual alterations that modern philologists and critics consider intentional changes; most are simply errors in spelling or copying. Bart D. Ehrman (a New Testament textual critic) says:

    “It would be a mistake. . .to assume that the only changes being made were by copyists with a personal stake in the wording of the text. In fact, most of the changes found in our early Christian manuscripts have nothing to do with theology or ideology. Far and and away the [sic] most changes are the result of mistakes, pure and simple—slips of the pen, accidental omissions, inadvertent additions, misspelled words, blunders of one sort or another.”

    Aside from the removal of a number of books in the 16th Century, the text of the books that now comprise the full canon of the Bible, is essentially the same now as it was in the 2nd century.


    Thank you all and give Praise to God the Father in Heaven.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Thanks sword.
     
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  3. EDGE

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    Thanks edge
     
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    Yeah, thanks.

    If I ever run out of some inane religious bollocks to spout, I'll feel comforted in the fact that I can refer back to this at any moment, thanks to my Not606 Android app.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Thanks Neville
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    thanks sword ? **** up toby
     
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  7. EDGE

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    **** up Girvan
     
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  8. Bible John the Bible Man

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    The sword of Damascus will strike you down in one fell swoop .. non believer and you will know that the Lord and Saviour of all men is not to be messed with
     
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  9. Hash.

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    girvan <laugh> bad enough i was accused of bein prestonbear <yikes>
     
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  10. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I use to run the pages of the bible for joints when I ran out of skins, they worked a treat.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean the sword of Damocles?
     
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  12. Bible John the Bible Man

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    Yes thats what i meant. I was testing you as God will before Judgement Day <ok>
     
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  13. Hash.

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    shut up BH
     
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    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Jebus, you're a ****tard.
     
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  15. Thomas The Cat

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    No Ace
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What a **** up <laugh>
     
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  17. Bible John the Bible Man

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    No need for swearing and especially not at one of God's servants thank you very much. It was a test but you are to blind to see it. Open your eyes and let the Lord into your life. Its so much more fun with the Holy Father as a friend.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Are you Peter Tobin?
     
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  19. Bible John the Bible Man

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    No sir I an not Peter Tobin. But I do visit Peter as part of my Bible for Prisoners program
     
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    Bible John The Bible Man,

    What are your views on homosexuality? Personally I think the Bible is a load of guff but I don't think that God bloke/blokess had much time for shirtlifters and carpet munchers?

    What I don't understand is he is supposed to be all forgiving. Why can he/she not see that there is nothing at all wrong with different sexual orientations.

    Still think The New Testamnet was a poor follow up to The Old Testament though. It was the same with Jaws and Jaws II.
     
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