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Amir Khan set to eat a child

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  1. badblood

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    In a bizarre ritual Amir Khan intends to eat a live child. In an apparent show of strength he also intends to enter the small Bradford restaurant on an elephant while scattering popuri.

    The remarkable plans where leaked after being stolen from a hotel room that was occupied by Khans conditioning trainer.

    Team Khan have confirmed the plans and it is believed that he will vacate his WBA title to take part in the event. "The WBA have never agreed with children being eaten live! We did consider killing the kid first in order to keep the belt but Amir is very confident he will beat Zab" Khan's proud father told astounded reporters.

    It is not yet known who the child will be but suggestions it would be a relative of Zab Judah have been strongly dismissed.

    Frank Warren has branded the entire thing as a publicity stunt and thinks Khan should be banned from boxing.

    read more @ www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/@khan_to_eat_child
     
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    badblood, Jun 28, 2011
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    Poor article, poor link, poor attempt, poor favor
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    klitschko wrote 50 on his hand and pointed right in hayes face <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 28, 2011
  5. monacoger

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    I must be missing something with the 50 thing
     
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    50th knock out for Klitschko if he floors Haye<ok>
     
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    - SW6 -, Jun 28, 2011
  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ahhhh, suddenly everything becomes clear.
     
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  8. monacoger

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    ****ing hell 50 K.O.s? Is that not a **** of a lot?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    aye it's alot.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just before Stereo tells you, the word, "alot" doesn't exist.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I like it alot

    [video=youtube;Q_X8ZZwcs4k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_X8ZZwcs4k[/video]
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 28, 2011
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    Hahaha, one of the many ****ing goods bits in that film.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    every line is good.

    Harry I took care of it
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 28, 2011
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    Even more so considering he's only had something like 56 fights.

    6'5, 17st 9...

    Massive ****
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I dont think his size or weight concerns haye. Valuev was alot bigger than Klitschko.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 28, 2011
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    Boxing is ho more than just glorified wrestling.

    All made up for the cameras.

    Absolute drivel and for brain dead people.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 28, 2011
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Tell that to gerald mcclellan
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 28, 2011
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    Who's she?
     
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    That was a ****ing fight and a half...Nigel Benn should've been gone by the third round.

    I felt sick watching it but compelled at the same time....
     
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