Got wan? Hud wan? I'm currently sporting a "didnae shave for a couple of days then it turned into two weeks" beard. I'm going to shave it tonight and am toying with the idea of some mischeivous facial hair - probably a Hulk Hogan style moustache. But I haven't decided so I still might shave a Hitler effort into it just to give the kids a laugh.
Can't say that I have, no. But you should keep a 'tache like this fellas please log in to view this image I prefer my men to be clean shaven though, as I have sensitive skin and will come out in a rash easily. Also, I know it's off topic but why would you want to have eight willys? Yer ermz wid be ****ing knackered chugging them all off in the same '****'.
Has no-one ever sculpted a tache? Dev was in the army AND the polis - he must've had one. I went for the Hulk Hogan/Merv Hughes number once before and my wife and kids laughed at me so hard that I shaved it off immediately. I'm going for it tonight, though - **** it.
I love having a beard, I used to grow a Mr Twit-esque one when I was a student. Clean shaving is for cock-hungry bumblasters like ER (I bet he has one of those gilette razors you see on telly)
Look at those dead eyes and that thousand yard stare. That's what queuing for pies in the NAAFI will do to a man.