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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Aug 11, 2014.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...alcohol is bad for you and they're going to be putting big labels on it to inform us.

    Who knew? <yikes>

    Next they'll be telling us it's dangerous to play in the street.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 11, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    They want to print the number of calories tae.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...****in hell <laugh>

    But, when will they put a label on troosers with instructions on how to put them on?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 11, 2014
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    How about prohibition?

    Then, you'll need to go to a dealer, panic when you've got it on ye, be looked down upon by the arsehole non-drinkers in the world and generally criminalised.

    Then, you'll be approaching the existence of the normal, everyday, enlightened stoner.

    Spoilt bastards.

    Get yer drugs legally and you moan cos you don't like the pish they'll print on it.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Scotland's second biggest industry is Whisky.

    Fatso Salmond will be ****ting himself.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 11, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^ Criminal
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see, so you think it's a ploy by the "No" campaign?
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Obvious innit??
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Probably would have been if I was sober.
     
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  10. gas

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    Too much Spanish sun on bits that don't usually get in the rays are also bad for you apparently.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or a stop sign at the top of a ladder....
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Last time I went to Jockoland, they had the alcohol aisle in the supermarket cordoned off because it wasn't 10 o'clock yet. I'm glad I live in a country where the citizens are treated like grown-ups. <laugh>
     
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  15. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Welcome to Salmond's Papal Nationalist Socialist Republic of Scotland, or as I prefer to call it SPNSRoS... just rolls off the tongue.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ASDA in Possil has a barbed wire fence, watchtowers with spotlights and Alsatian dogs patrolling the perimeter.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Salmond will be history in just over a months time.

    I take it the fat **** will stand down and emigrate when he doesn't get his Yes vote.

    He will not be welcome being the fascist neo Nazi racist that he is.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> There'd be another revolution in France if they ****ed with booze here.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Would you find that helpful?
    Maybe you should be a bit more cautious about where you take em off.
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    A big label on sofas warning yie no to ****e on them will be next, mark my words. <whistle>
     
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