Time to reflect.

Oh no...poor Katie.

 

Did none of the other selfish bastards in Business Class offer some sort of impromptu Creche' facility, to take it in turns to watch a child each, so poor Katie could get 8 hours of shuteye and a movie in?

 

On the Upside i'll bet the Nanny was pissing her knickers laughing.

 

I bet the **** at th ticket dsk took great delight in doing that too

I think it's apocryphal but my mate said he was in a queue for a flight to LA once. A huge black guy barged to the front and asked for two first class tickets - he was refused as the flight was fully booked. He kept arguing and said "I've got Richard Gere with me" "I don't care if you have Robert de Niro with you - you're not getting on this flight" came the reply.

 

If poor Katie had half a brain, she should have sent one of the kids into economy an kept the nanny in business to help with the other 3 kids. If she has 4 kids, there must be one that she doesn't really like.

 

As someone who has 2 brothers and a sister i can confirm this is absolutely true

 

Or Katie could have gone into economy to get 10 hours of kip or got steaming drunk, while the nanny looked after the kids. The more I think about it, Katie sounds a bit of a ****ing idiot.

 

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This is one of the funniest posts I've read in ages .

 

I concur. I feel dirty as I've even left him positive rep for it

 

And why are they flying home anyway? Poulter made the cut, maybe they had an argument, poor souls.

 

She's not going into economy Monica ffs, there are ****s like you in there.

There, I said it.

 

I feel so honoured.

 

I beg your pardon? Not once have I been in economy. That is obviously bollocks, but I did get upgraded to 1st class upstairs coming back from Korea once. They give you real cutlery and everything, maybe terrorists don't fly 1st class. It was good coming off the plane, all the peasants weren't allowed off until me and my new friends were downstairs and off the plane, just walking past them giving them the fingers

 

In that case I retract my earlier statement and admit that you are right, Katie should have gone to Economy and thereby avoided your sort in Business Class. The Nanny in Business Class sound like a Euphemism though.

 

I was talking about 1st class though, you still get peasants in business class! Either way, she wouldn't have seen me, not least because I'm not on their flight

 

Yeah, I did'nt think this through.

 

It doesn't always end well when someone called Kate is supposed to be looking after the kids.

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