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Now commonwealth games are over...

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    His address was given as Barlinnie. <laugh>
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The receptionist should have shown him straight in .
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    We all know it was obviously something to do with The Quickening. Scottish ****s don't wave samurai swords about for any other reason...
     
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  5. monacoger

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    My mum was saying that while the games were on, tourists were getting interviewed and they were saying that they didn't have time to see all the sights as they were too busy watching the games, so they would definitely come back etc. They'll see Glasgow in a different light when the buzz has gone from the Commonwealth Games i.e. now.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    There can be only 100 000
     
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    This picture is somehow incredibly creepy

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    they're the new breed of clowns...


    Coming for you.
     
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    That picture was taken in your wardrobe Venom.
     
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    See if I have nightmares about anthropomorphic thistles chasing me tonight I'll be blaming you.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Clyde want friend...

    Be my friend venom

    Be my friend

    BEEEE MYYYY FFFFRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNNND
     
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    <laugh>

    He has the vacant stare and perma-smile of your average ***** Cbeebies presenter.

    He'll probably do something sexually violent to my night garden.
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

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    I was in Scotland during the Slave games.

    The price of a haircut was £1.50 more than in Donegal..... So I got him to cut it £1.50 shorter.

    I'll not go back.
     
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    The barbers around the corner from me aren't cutting hair any longer...they are cutting it shorter <party>
     
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    Good, we have got enough plastic Paddies as it is.
     
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    <laugh> I don't need time to assess the merits of that gag. It's gold.
     
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    Which was handy.
     
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