Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Surely somebody from Legia has been sacked/shot because of this?

 

I'm more of an omelette kind of man.

 

Could have potentially cost them £10-20m just because some fanny can't remember who got a red card last season.

Someone needs their jotters over it.

 

The chef out here made me a 5 egg omelette with Gruyère & pulled pork last night. Was a ****ing winner.

 

Haven't they been punished enough

 

You have to feel for the postman who delivers to Legia's gound "here guv - this parcel from Glasgow - how do i tell if it's a bottle of champagne or a nail bomb?"

 

If the address is written in orange crayon then it's a poorly-made nail bomb.

 

You going to the game today Dan, are you at home?

 

Yes Monaco. Home to Bolton so leaving at around 12-30 for a pre match pint. Can't wait for the season to start to be honest.

 

If the address is written in green crayon with lots of spelling mistakes it's a half drank bottle of white lightning.

 

Is it live on sky or just a normal 3pm kick off?

 

Aye like some Celtic jake would give away cider for free. Think ahead min.

 

3PM kick off. We're on live next week away against the carrot crunching ****wits from Naaaaaarwich I belive.

 

Your mate canary dave won't know who to support!

 

I sometimes think he prefers us. I don't actually mind Norwich but you can't have a football related comment from me without a jibe about the opposition.

 

As I said on a thread last week, the fenian hand is always seen, usually down wee boys' trousers.

 

I hope something else bad happens to your team.

Oh wait.