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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    and some more midweek rep
     
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  2. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    and even more midweek rep
     
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  3. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland s new signings are all ****
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Repped Mrtiote
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Cheers smhbcfc - have some rep in return
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rep for kiwi
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Cheers lamba. Have some rep for your good self.
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rep for ellandback
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A friend of mine has contracted a deadly disease from eating some cereal.
    All he had was Ebola Cornflakes.
     
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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  11. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Me too
     
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  12. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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  13. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  14. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...
    Tiger says Stevie, "How's the singing career going?"

    Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
    Woods replies, "I've had some problems with my swing,
    but I think I've got that right, now."
    Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong,
    I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it.
    Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
    Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"
    Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."
    Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
    Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
    and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
    towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands,
    the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and
    again I play the ball towards his voice."
    "But, how do you putt" asks Tiger.
    "Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the
    hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play
    the ball towards his voice."
    Tiger: "What's your handicap?"
    Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."
    Woods says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
    Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play
    for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.
    Is that a problem?"
    Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK,
    I'm game for that.. $10,000 a hole is fine with me.
    When would you like to play?"
    Stevie: "Pick a night."
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh>
    Is this thread really still going?
    Are people still giving rep?
    Does it actually increase rep power/points yet?
     
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  17. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Rodwell is injured
     
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  18. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    yes
    yes
    no
    pointless rep for obi but still happy to give it
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    get well soon rep
     
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