The Japanese porn industry has a major shortage on male actors, apparently, with around 10,000 women and only 70 men. How do I apply?
I'll do whatever it takes to spend the next ten or so years mushing my pixels into some sexy Japanese pixels.
Really? The one I saw a while back had only 1 woman and about 30 men. Well I think it was porn, may well have been a cookery program where they were using her instead of a bowl to mix the batter.
Well, they're still less than a year old (by quite a bit).... Hopefully when they're older, they will overthrow the queen bitch. The other day, this came into my house at about 4am in the morning, climbed up the stairs into the landing (where the bedrooms are located). Being woken up by the jingling of bells, followed by a cat-related ruckus... That was a bit disconcerting. Great song, but OMD have done lots of good songs. If You Leave is another favourite.
Get a better catflap. One of the ones with a sensor. used to have one. It's got a magnetic thing that you put on the cat's collar, that unlocks the flap. That was years ago, though. you could probably get a microchip one now. Of course, I don't need one, since my cat is a bad motherfucker.
Yes I nearly got a microchip flap a few years ago, when we had cats that roamed free. You tune the flap to the cat's implanted chip with its ID on it, and they're guaranteed not to open for anything that weighs less than 30kg unless they have the right ID. If a cat weighing more than 30kg rocks up, then you have serious problems.
If a cat rocks up thats over 30kg's i'd be more worried about it making off with my tv and phone than competing with my pets.
We used to have two cats and one time the neighbour's ginger cat came in the cat-flap. It got in, scared itself upon encountering our cats and sprayed all over our piano, presumably through fear - before running back out of the house.
We have one with a sensor, just it wasn't programmed at the time as we wanted them to get used to using it before programming it. It's now been programmed though, so hopefully won't get any cats coming into the house at 5am now.
Fly by Rihanna and Nicky Manaj (or whatever her name is) is going for 59p on iTunes.... should I buy it?
