Millwall vs Leeds 09/08/2014

You will be heartened to know that after the match this Saturday,

myself, Mighty,TC, Ringo, Blendondigger and many others have volunteered to man the switchboards for The Samaritans Tel:08457 90 90 90 Ext 17

So don't despair, in your deepest, darkest moments you can be sure that you can confide in us, everything you say will be confidential, we promise that we will not record any conversations and upload them to youtube.

For the plastic fans amongst you (Chesh, OLOF, Norman etc) please ask for the LEGO department

PS Millwallsteve train manager of the Millwall Express will be on duty later that evening, once he has finished his duties.

No need to thank us for this generous gesture, we are not doing this out of pity, but because we are warm hearted Southern folk

 

Too right EIO, I've got three London suburban trips & a Windsor on Saturday.

 

Don't forget to put the train set back under your bed when you have finished with it.

 

Cheers m8,even after spanking the wallies I could be in Despair wanting to celebrate and only having southern dishwater and lemonade to drink.Is there any underground distribution where they bring in any real beer.

 

I have a full bottle at the ready

 

Should be used to lemonade with your shandy.

 

Don't talk to me you fooker its your fault I'm Sat watching my wife running up credit card bills in Belgravia instead of supping at London bridge station.

 

You'll all have to ring yourselves up to see if your in when Moro puts a hat trick past you and you start crying into your pints. We are Leeds marching on to 3 points. Good luck and may the best team win. Leeds of course! Think it will be a tough match like.

 

New wally striker on ssn this morning drooling over improvements at the club. Apparently they've painted the dressing rooms. He obviously wasn't difficult to impress

 

Who was that Eire as I haven't had the TV on?

 

Never mind Paul as you'll survive but I can't speak for the credit card bill!

Bromley is much nearer mate along Downham way?

 

You're new striker, can't remember his name. Shouldn't be hard to figure out, you only signed five yokes according to ssn

 

Plenty of decent beer in London Chesh - Youngs, Fullers, Shep Neame. All real beer without a thick head. Full pint best served just below room temp, rather than Iced down IPA orJohn Smiths they sell near ER which they couldn't give away down here.

 

What's happening in Bromley?

 

Travelodge A21

 

Just where I'm staying Boggers

 

Is the glades still there? I used to run a mobile phone shop there for a while in my yooof.

 

Where abouts Chesh? I live on the A21. Wife 'as me lickin' road clean as I get up before I go to bed (repeat rest of 4 Yorkshiremen sketch)

 

Bucks, it is, although its called INTU now.

 

Cheers Boggers