has anyone on here ever..

adjusted their shower stream to a more powerful setting, got down on all fours and given their asshole a right seeing to?

it's quite a pleasing sensation.

you'll all deny it but you know you've given it a go

 

Mine's detachable, so I like to stick it really close for that extra-tingly feeling.

Er, I mean no, of course I've never done it.

Edit: I mean my shower head is detachable, not my rectum.

 

Of course!! And if it's not detachable, I spread my arsecheeks out and stand on tiptoes FFS!

Will always appreciate my Kiwi bird of a few years seeing my grans bidet and asking why she had 2 toilets And I know she'd seen Crocodile dundee as well! Bint.

 

Who hasn't?

 

dear me -Jordan-
I used to think you were respectable, now I think you're gay.
for shame.

 

Anyone denying they've tried it leon is a liar

 

You bastard.

 

This forum is a fountain of knowledge!

 

now your lying and slandering.
you lying liar.

 

it's quite nice actually

 

remove the shower head and put the hose right next to your ass wait til you get a pain in your stomach and booom a homemade colonic

 

showerheads were purpose made for clit stimulation

 

Nice? It's feckin class

 

Lying liars - the worst kind.

 

i despair, I really do

 

you sick ****in pervert. I hope you get hit by the number 25 bus

 

I need to give this **** a go.

 

Are you a Newcastle fan perchance?

 

I found Waddos comment rather funny. I'm not in't Toon army.