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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Asking an 'expert' in the accounts department a question about excel (out loud of course) is a very good tactic. Depending on her answer, she may want you (voices in my head again)
     
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  2. Joe!

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    "Erm, Aga...erm...do you know how to...I dunno...merge columns in Excel?"

    "Why?"

    "I dunno..."
     
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  3. fatletiss

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    Yeah, you might need to be on your toes. Making a purposeful error in a formulation is always a good one; let them spot it and correct it for you.
     
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  4. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Yes, the formula for solving a quadratic equation is a good one for that sort of thing, getting the right number of brackets going either way is a life's work.
     
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  5. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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  6. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    What's Chatroulete?
     
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  7. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    I refuse to believe that you do not know.
     
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  8. (Conor)

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    I also call BS. Every guy from our generation has been on Chatroulette at least a million times during their teenage years.
     
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  9. PompeyLapras

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    No, I'm being serious.
     
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  10. Beef

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    Watch the Celtic game... **** they are bad.(atm)
     
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  11. ChilcoSaint

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    What stream are you on Beef?
     
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  12. Dan

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    I watched the first 10 minutes, saw them getting dicked with Forster making a ton of terrible clearances, then got a text from a Celtic supporting mate telling me to get on Battlefield. :D
     
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  13. James G

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  15. James G

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    That's 0-1. :) Celtic are shockingly poor.
     
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  16. (Conor)

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    Remember when the Celtic hierarchy were calling for UEFA to fix their coefficient system because they felt they were too big to enter at the second qualifying round?
     
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  17. James G

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    Yep, believe it or not, this shower of ****e wanted straight into the group stages. And what's worse is, they will still probably win the SPL this year. After their better players leave too.
     
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  18. (Conor)

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    Applying for a graduate job, and Google Mail detected that I had forgot to attach my CV, on the basis that I had said "see attached" in the email and not attached anything.

    That has genuinely blown my mind.
     
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  19. PompeyLapras

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    So did it not send the e-mail then?
     
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  20. (Conor)

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    It asked me to confirm if I wanted to send it, saying that I must have forgot to send something. So it gave me a chance to cancel sending it :D
     
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