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Give the boy a chance ffs

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  1. monacoger

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    Taken from the BBC sportsday transfer news thingy. Not very interesting, but is it not quite weird to even write it?

    Hamburg sign attacking midfielder Nicolai Muller from Bundesliga rivals Mainz on a four-year contract for a fee of around £3.6m. Muller, 26, has won two caps for Germany but is yet to score for the national side
     
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    **** me, better drop him now.

    Even Darren Mackie managed to get........................................................
     
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    stick to the omelette thread, Gerry.
     
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    Jesus webbed.

    This new **** is one tedious bastard!

    #WorstThreadOfTheDay
     
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    haha **** you edge and tuna, is it not a bit weird to say he has 2 caps but has yet to score? And tuna, are you going to tell be what a deat is?
     
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    It is actually quite a snidey thing to say. One can imagine the ranting on Miseryside if the Beeb had reported that "Liverpool have signed attacking midefielder Adam Lalana from Southampton - he has won 9 caps for England but has yet to score"
     
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    Haha you really don't like the scouse ****s at all do you Dan?
     
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    No I don't but, in all fairness, it is entirely on topic and a very relevant comparison. The fact that it was about Liverpool was a very nice case of serendipity
     
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    Yeah, staying on topic certainly is a rarity on here. I just had hummus on a rivita type thing, it was ****ing lovely.
     
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    Nice. Do you think that Nicolai Muller would like Ryvita and hummus?
     
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    I think I have always thought it was rivita, not ryvita. Thanks for that Dan, everyday a school day and all that. I reckon if he doesn't that is the reason the useless **** hasn't scored for the national side yet.
     
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    Absolutely - try him on it before the next game and if that doesn't work make sure he eats an omelette every day.
     
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    <ok>.
     
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    Cheese goes well with Ryvita.

    Given me an idea for a thread.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    Roasted cheese?
     
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    He doesn't score nearly enough Dan. Great first touch, good balance, reads the game well, but goals? I'm quietly confident the little **** will not be banging em in for the Mousers.
     
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    To be fair i don't think he was necessarily bought simply to get goals - i just think it would be funny if the beeb had reported the signing in the same way as Moller's <laugh>
     
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