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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Did I whit?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 6, 2014
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    It was aimed at ER.

    Did he give big Whoopie a fly pink dipping on the set?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 6, 2014
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    on right <laugh>

    Your imaginative descriptions of sexual acts remains second to none <ok> <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 6, 2014
  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Yup. Labrador fried noodle and then a post post shag snack shag ... <ok>
     
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    Hash., Aug 6, 2014
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Whenever you see Whoopie Goldberg, though, everyone's first thought is "Sweet baby Jesus, I bet King Kong couldnae fill that" <ok>

    It is absolutely beyond doubt that she has a cavernous fanny.

    That's how she's a lesbian - only a woman's two legs will satisfy her.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 6, 2014
  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    she plays Guinan in Star Trek - Next Generation.

    Does she, aye?
     
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    Tina., Aug 6, 2014
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...well, this just went surreal.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 6, 2014
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is Guinan a lesbian?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 6, 2014
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No dummy she's an El-Aurian. Ffs howd ye no know that. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 6, 2014
  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    She's some kind of alien. I think she's over 500 years old in the programme.

    You've never seen her in sexy scenes.
     
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    Tina., Aug 6, 2014

  11. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Well she's probably gone through the change of life at that age Tina. She probably was happier watching Corrie on the holadeck than doing sexy scenes.
     
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    Moses, Aug 6, 2014
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    She's been married 23 times and has lots of children.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 6, 2014
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and then it got even more surreal.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 6, 2014
  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;_BrSVOOK610]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BrSVOOK610[/video]
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Aug 7, 2014
  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Screw you guys!

    Toby --> Home

    In 3 hours time i'll be getting pissed by the pool <cool>
     
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    Toby, Aug 7, 2014
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Last time I went to the pool, I got chucked out for pissing in it, the guy shouted that loud at me, I nearly fell in.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 7, 2014
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "everyone pisses in it anyway, it just looks worse when I'm outised pishing in"
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 7, 2014
  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    mind you don't fall in and drown.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 7, 2014
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