Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

It is a fairly large print too so surely he can see it

 

I hope I'm not going to struggle with him understanding things on Saturday.

"She said "Sorry we don't serve Piss I mean err Carling, do you want something else?""

 

You'll have to take a large notepad with you. Can you write in braille?

He might make more sense when pissed

 

Then your spelling is as bad as his, you sheep-shagging twat

 

Nothing rong with my spelings.

 

It's OK. I'll speak in 'sheep' so you can understand

 

Ask his daughter to translate

 

Leave my daughter out of this

 

Batard. Just speak Welsh then.

Welsh isn't really a language. It's just a bunch of horrible noises strung together to lure sheep in. It's basically sheep whispering.

 

Oh no he didn't...

 

You tell him.

She will do no such thing. She can just bring us drinks.

 

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Ziggy...

Can you speak French? If so, you should just speak French the whole time you're with RHC

 

If you behave yourself, I'll let my mate take a picture of the three of us on your phone so you can get it on here

 

He won't do that as a twatting tends to offend

 

You taking you body guard too then?

 

Yeah. My daughter

 

Your seriously meeting Ziggy with your daughter...?

 

That is brave!

 

Ni. I'm meeting someone called Zingy.