Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

This office has a handful of hotties in their mid-to-late twenties, then jumps to middle-aged women. It's irritating.

Was it 10 years older we said I had to accomplish? I'll find a way.

 

https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/dramatic-rescue-videos/people-power-help-free-man-062106332.html

Piece from Australia about railway passengers pushing a train away from a man trapped by his leg. He was unhurt...lucky man.

 

yep. 10 years... ish. Late 20s is too close to you.

 

blimey. The good side of people coming together.

 

This ad was just banned by the ASA. If you have any children in the vicinity, be sure to avert their eyes or they’ll start mainlining bricks of lard.

[video=youtube;Az2P9G7tdEs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az2P9G7tdEs[/video]

I'm a big advocate of being sensible when it comes to advertising and children, but this is recockulous.

 

I want a burger now. It's crazy how many I eat. Had one for lunch yesterday. Had one in the morning on the way up to York! Had a couple last week. The weekend before I believe I had one on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. A new place called Relish opened up in St Albans and they do the best burgers I ever had. I'm not fat yet, but I will be.

(and yeah, that's ridiculous by the ASA)

 

If that ad ran in Kuwait they'd block it for the burger being too ****ty. I can't wait to go back, all this weather and foliage around is making me too comfortable.

 

why was it banned, cos she removed the salad, or cos they showed beef getting minced?

 

Removal of salad.

 

Not really sure where to put this...


Howard Webb retires.

 

Funnily enough, you put it just after the removal of the limp lettuce.

 

I had a Malaysian beef curry for lunch. What makes it Malaysian? Well they threw some peanuts on it.

I've heard that Malaysian cuisine is the best in the world, so I'm gonna go ahead and assume that wasn't Malaysian.

 

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To all those people that might wrongly think I have an interesting and enjoyable job.

Trust me, sometimes I really would rather cut other people's toenails for a living.

 

I need a trim and I'll give you a fiver to do it.

 

Well mine kind of need doing, if you're offering.

 

You wouldn't want swapsies today!

(Fear not, there's no trouble at Fable mill though.....she's my good kid today!)

 

I'm pretty much just shredding things today.

 

I'm walking around quickly, acting angry. This way my boss thinks I'm working hard.

 

Sat on the toilet for half an hour earlier, playing on my phone. Now I'm typing this with a look of serious concentration on my face, occasionally looking at my other monitor, scrolling aimlessly through my email inbox and then perhaps opening a spreadsheet.