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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Eating lemon Poppy-seed cake is my guess.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    We had someone say that the reason they failed a drugs test when they were due to start work with us was because they went to Amsterdam the weekend before and must have accidently eaten some bad brownies.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Did he still get the job?
     
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  4. Of course, he brought brownies
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Failing the drug test was a prerequisite for the job!
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    No <laugh>
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    love you man
     
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  8. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Fixed. :bandit:
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    piss poor effort...
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    Yes... should have said "man-love you."
     
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    Chatting to about four LFC fan mates at the gym tonight all expressing mutual hatred of Glenn J. All hoping for a new striker. All wondering whether we're going to buy St Mary's. We can all see the obvious why can't the club??

    In other news the Tinder fitty has emerged from hiding with a little message. Yay
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <applause>

    Now that's a quality effort
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Ooh what she say? What she say?
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Knew I might get a bite from you on that one <laugh> she was just asking what my plans for the week are and going on about the languages she knows (works as a translator or something), reckon I might try and get a meet up in but I'm pretty busy this week
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What languages? I can give you some things to say in Spanish to impress her :bandit:
     
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  16. Time to walk away my friend...
     
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What's wrong with that? Women that know different languages is hot.... or is that just me?

    I know a girl from S.America... when she speaks Spanish in that accent <yikes>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Batarding Froggy speak mainly <yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes>

    Bit of Spanish I think too from what I can gather... the more extreme the better
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I hate it when I realise I'm busy. Those ones usually fizzle out because it gets boring just texting all the time. Cancel your plans.
     
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  20. She'll be chatting **** behind your back but right in front of your face. When shagging, she might be saying stuff like "your ****", "get off, I'm better on my own" or "my last boyfriend was much bigger than you" and you wouldn't have a clue. is that what you want in a relationship? Is it...? Well? <doh>


    #runaway

    :bandit:
     
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