Dental appointments.

Im at the dentist this afty. I fookin hate the dentist, not him personally,just the whole experience. Im having a panic attack in anticipation. Is it really as hot as i feel right now ? Is it true,secret alcoholics prefer vodka as you can't smell it on your breath ? Im seriously considering a half bottle of Absolut.

 

Take long deep breaths and calm yourself down lad. You will be fine.

 

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Nowt to worry about, you'll be fine.

 

I was gonna post that clip too Ben. Love that film. Steve Martin is a comedy genius.

 

I do enjoy it.

Steve Martin in The Jerk is difficult to beat.

 

Thank you Charlie. Will i be fine though ? Why am i sweating so much ? How can i take deep breaths when i can't actually breathe ? Oh **** this im not not going.

I have to go, otherwise iv'e wasted NHS money. Oh bloody hell !

 

We were friends. Now were not. There.

 

Yes, you will be fine. Calm down. Long deep breaths. I bet your doing quick, shallow breathing. Stop that and do as I say and you will feel better. It's the dentist, they are not going to do anything bad. It's just fear that's all. You can do it Kempy.

 

I'm a bully I'll be back tomorrow for your dinner money. You won't have any use for it after today's dentistry session.

 

Im gonna look a right nana with my chest heaving up and down up and down in that waiting aren't i.

 

Ben

 

Not as much of a twat as if you carry on and pass out cos you've hyper-ventilated.

Calm down, take long slow deep breaths. You don't have to puff like a old tug.

 

The only thing to fear at the dentist is the little prick he puts in your mouth.

After that you won't feel a thing.

 

Thank the lord they did away with gas.

 

Right then.... im off....or am i ?

 

Was Rolf harris your dentist ?

 

Grow a pair man.

I've had every tooth in my head ripped out and on one occasion had 32 injections into my gums in one sitting.

Now THAT was ****ing bad, but nobody died and it's all a distant memory now.

Banzai!

 

Good luck, i am a whimp like you when it comes to the dentist and i put it down to having gas in my childhood, i still have the occasional nightmare about it now! However i go regularly and although i feel tense every second i am in there i find that the more often you go the easier it gets

 

i once had a female dentist who used to reach around my head and stick a bosom in my ear. very comforting. after a few years i realised she filled a tooth on every visit, so i changed back to the previous dentist (same practice) and didn't have any fillings for years.

 

Get in I only went and did it. Charlie mate, your advice worked wonders, long slow deep breaths. The funny thing was when my(very professional Asian female dentist), kept telling me to breathe long deep breaths through my nose. I thought of you then. x