we used to always do daft things like that when wer young, sober aswell. on the no fouling sign we used to permy the guy shaggin the dug
That's a classic one. We used to blow the dog **** bins up with a load of bangers, my mate managed to shower this guy in dog **** once, he chased us through the woods for ages. He was ****ing raging.
the good old days. a mind ma mate hit a cow pat wae a 7 iron and it couldnt of hit ma other mate any better in the face. like a big custard pie right on his face. amazin.
fire works were great fun, se used to blow up the drain pipes on the high flats in falkirk with then. snap the stick off a huge ****ing rocket then ram it up the drain pipe light it and run like ****.
a fired a big rocket oot a windae at new year. had to time it right cos a didny have the tube. if a let go to soon the room wuda been a bomb site and if a let go to late ma hand wud be burnt to **** cos it was a big ass rocket. timed it to perfection. all that mis spent youth paid off. if the owner of the hoose had seen me doin that he wuda went ****in mental
The sad thing is I was playing with fireworks within the past couple of years. Me and a couple of folk made a Bob Geldof effigy in Duthie Park and blew it up with fireworks and gas canisters meant for camping stoves. My mate is a proper pyromaniac though. When I was a student the Danish exchange boy who was staying in our house woke me up one morning when I'd been out getting pilled-up all night. He says to me "Paul, I'm thinking two of your friends have been in our garden" They'd stayed on the pills and had bought twenty newspapers, BBQ lighter fluid and a box of firelighters and set a massive bonfire in my garden. Then shouted "John's a Danish ****" through the letter-box and ****ed off.
talkin of pyros [video=youtube;R0Yk8Df0ji4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Yk8Df0ji4[/video] am the camera man check his face its awready boggin wae marker ink
the last time we ever played with fire works was the time my pal shot a big ****ing rocket from his hand along a path, a dog came running from a bush at the side and caught it in its mouth.<boak>
