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You got it! Awesome film... I feel like a pig shat in my head


I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.

 

Not yet but ill do my purple aki routine on her

 

Personality Test: What's Your Football Transfer Fee?

http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/matt.ba...hrisdeeley10/whats-your-football-transfer-fee

£7m

 

I never saw it the first time, didnt link to anything

 

****in hell zingy la, sort it out look at the confusion your causing

 

Ive seen her!


We're talking aout MInxy's pic now


Zings Mrs is bbeautiful, nothing less than what I'd expect!

 

£2,000,000

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You're worth £2,000,000! You'll never be a superstar, but you'll be damned if you'll ever give anything less than the cliched "110%". Paul Gascoigne was the first 2 million pound player... But maybe don't follow his examples in all parts of life, yeah?

 

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#outofmyleague

 

"You're worth £7 million! You're the engine room - the one who always tries, but doesn't get the reward of your better looking team-mates. But still, think what you could get with the money! 35 million Freddos. Or 1500000 Big Mac meals. It's still probably not enough to buy an Arsenal season ticket though."

 

Too much hair

 

You're worth £7 million! You're the engine room - the one who always tries, but doesn't get the reward of your better looking team-mates. But still, think what you could get with the money! 35 million Freddos. Or 1500000 Big Mac meals. It's still probably not enough to buy an Arsenal season ticket though.

 

They know you so well

£7m for a 33 year old.... You'd only get signed by QPR (or any other team being managed by H.Redknapp) at that age for that price

 

Theres only room for one of us on this team

 

Hash was £7m too and he's a LOT LOT older than me

 

Would still smash it though, lots of make up tbf

 

pretty sure they'll opt for the youngsters here

 

In certain remote regions of Spain you can find Hash's image daubed on the walls of caves.

 

Hair over breast is seeeexxxyyyyy. A trait I was looking for upon dragging my wife back to my cave

And she is the lucky one my little cock in a sock

 

Can we just talk about one thing please, not the first time ive asked tbh

 

You like hairy breasts....