Have you been to Frinton? You have to be actually dead to live there, but it is spectacularly clean. And has no pubs.
I'm glad that someone else's mind is as warped as mine, immediately what I thought of when I saw the thread title.
http://www.bigl.co.uk/ Excellent radio station in Frinton On sea..check it out..even play a bit of Pig Bag
I Haven't been to Frinton and tbh I hasn't heard of it so I will look it up Back to the UK later today for 28 days and I can say that I haven't missed the English pub but must meet up again soon with all the N606 faces ... It's the people in the pubs that make the pub Need to get my QPR head on ASAP
I went out with a girl from Frinton for a while...she must have been the only person there that had both her own hips. As well as having no pubs, there are also no ice cream sellers allowed on the seafront. A few years ago a clever chap tried to get round it by setting up a stall selling flags for sand castles...you got a free ice cream with every flag. The Frinton mafia shut him down...