Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

You should get the yellow shirt

 

Our bibs are falling apart. We daren't wash them one more time in case they completely disintegrate.

They've lasted 3 years to be fair

 

Happens all the time. Although I don't mention that. I just mention the glory bits so everyone is fooled into thinking I'm a ladies man.

Things are going well with the geordie though. Haven't told her I'm moving to London this week yet.

 

I do in my bollox ... we play in the winter. Munster rugby training top or last years liverpool training top. Training tops cheaper than the jersys

The bibs are green ... is this a biscan effort ? Blue =grey so yellow = green

 

Wtf is tinder ?

 

Sounds about right

Online dating thing.

 

I'm thinking about messaging her with 'My penis has a nipple on the tip, want to see my third nipple?? '

 

Bibs are usually yellow

 

Disappearing when I've had enough is my speciality, good tactics.

 

I actually like her though. Just don't have the balls, now I know how Luv feels. Probably the prettiest I've got from Tinder.

 

What is this talk of 'like' real men don't have feelings

 

Not Tony's smelly ones

 

As in... I 'like' putting my cock in her.

 

Ah, green, gotchya

 

Pump, shoot and split

 

Blonde? Brunette? Height?

 

I'll show RHC her Facebook and he can describe her to you.

 

More importantly PICS?

 

Tbf, you shouldn't expect anything more from someone who's name is Tony The ****.

 

Fixed