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O/T The Bolt

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  1. sanddancersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Awww! righto! now I understand! thanks!
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    I think Bolt is ****ing brilliant.
    If he nicked your wallet you'd never get it back.
    Best sprinter in history.
     
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  4. sanddancersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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    If he nicked my wallet he'd be gutted. 5 zloty's and 40 grosz wouldn't get him far in Kingstown.
     
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  5. Rick O'Shea

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    Not every penny fits the zloty.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wonder if he'd bother nicking Mo Farah's wallet though, he'd only get so far wouldn't he Billy? Mo would then catch him and ask him nicely to give it back.
     
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  7. sanddancersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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    Wonder how he'd get on with the Brownlee brothers. Bet he can't swim!
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    Aye & then Bolt would punch him in the face & **** off again.
    Can you imagine the two of them in a boxing ring, oh dear Mo, lol.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That theory has been disproved!

    Farah might get an early doors swing to the knackers in though then Bolt's against the ropes, and like Popeye with his spinach, Farah will whip out a pack of Quorn mince and finish Bolt off with a few windmills and get his wallet back.

    The 'experts' reckon if they had a race Farah would take over Bolt at around 660 Meters, they were toying with the idea of doing an 800m charity race but I think one of them bottled it.
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    I just love him, I think he's great, he's the best at what he does.
    I watched the 4x100 relay & England ran an incredible race but as soon as Usain got the baton he was off like a ****ing greyhound.
    I'd love to see him over 200m against a greyhound.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

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    Possibly, although the creators of that movie probably did factor in the athletics jumps, but the title got a bit wordy. Nowadays, imagine if they tried to do a 'black men can't swim' film...

    "I've written this great film it's called Bla..." Miranda rights, prison, huge fine, 380 days community service, publicly castrated, arrested for indecent exposure, thrown in prison, death row, no right of appeal.
     
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  13. sanddancersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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    Aye, I forgot racism only happens against non white people. The BBC won't dare show the Black and White Minstrels but will happily show White Chicks or White Men Can't Jump.
     
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    Haha, it sounds like a well matched race but I'm sure the Greyhound would mince him in a sprint.

    I love the guy as well, he was asked about the Israel/Palestine and Scottish Independence referendum and he just looked at them like they were ****ing idiots...

    [video=youtube;9ICeH7UPczk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ICeH7UPczk[/video]
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Plenty of threads been done about that on here mate, I've read and taken part in many and the conclusion always seems to be the same, nobody can figure out the rules!
     
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  16. sanddancersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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    ''In a world where there are many players and many games, there are many rules....''
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    I agree mate.
     
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    What stupid questions to ask the guy, I mean ffs.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    That bottle of Irn Bru cracks me up, like it's some kind of sportsman endorsed energy drink! <laugh>
     
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  20. Bexinio

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    There are some stupid comments on here. Bolt is exactly what you need, sport has to be cool and fun and not taken too seriously, the man is everything that's right with sport and if that video doesn't make you smile and just marvel at how the crowd joins in......how many times has the SOL seemed dead with no spark from the players or the fans this was special!
     
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