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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Car airfreshner ? So many to choose from magic trees, cartoons , nudey ladies and men, ambi pur plug ins , febreeze , jelly looking sticky ones.

    Personally im a magic tree man ... black ice or new car scent its an explosion of perfume on the senses.

    Also I use hugo boss aftershave into the vents and whack on the air to remove the smell of weed from the car. Hit a checkpoint and the rozzers just think youre a fanny with too much aftershave and not a chinese eyed jamaican.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I thought this place would be fun when you became supermod Hash, instead you're doing a thread that ER would think twice about starting...
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Its an experiment ... shhh
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The great outdoors.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Aye ye canny beat the smell of slurry being spread
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I don't mind it. I used to live on a farm.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I love that new car smell. If only they could bottle that? Wait...what's that? They Do? Ya dancer.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This comes as no surprise. Did you patrol your land, looking for incomers to fire buck-shot at?
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No, but I did regularly f** farm animals. Goats were my favourite. The horns gave me something to hang onto.
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Thought you were a vegetarian :huh:
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Whore Corpse by Glade.
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I don't need one.

    There's nothing quite like or as long lasting as the smell of a car two cats have had a good violent shagging session in <ok>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I didn't eat them afterwards but you might have done.

    <goatcurrymarinatedinst'scum>
     
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  14. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    febreeze for this bare.
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Old bongwater smell was a favourite growing up <ok>

    One of my mates used to throw dog biscuits round his car to try and avoid getting caught by sniffer dogs, but unfortunately this doesn't work and instead he had a car that smelt vaguely like dog farts.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Kensitas Club for this bear.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    yankee candle clean cotton

    only kidding
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did ye, aye?
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Go.
    Away.
    You.
    Boring.
    Desperate.
    Old.
    Pointless.
    ****.

    Go chat to Aldo or one of your other awesome online buddies <ok>
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye we formed a gang, me and my "buddies".
     
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