Summer 2014 Transfer rumour thread - Part VIII

If our grand plan is to field a team of jesus looky likeys, I'm not a master tactician but that won't keep us in the premier league !

 

I'm feeling dreadful this morning and I'm not sure why I thought it was a good idea to trudge into work anyway. I can't guarantee this won't be reflected in my posting today.

 

Scored a few for Greece didn't he? Plus, unusually for a professional footballer, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Pulled that young lad with down's syndrome out of the crowd at Parkhead to join the in title celebrations. Would at least be an antidote to some of the egotistical ****ers we've just got rid of.

Doubt there's anything in it though.

 

Are you warning us that you might be a sarky smartarse?

I'm sure we'll be okay with that.

 

I have sat back and had a break from this forum, Feeling refreshed for now at least.
Chin up, someone has posted every day that a new signing will be announced, so is today the day?

 

He definitely does seem like a nice guy. He just isn't very good at football.

 

No.

I'll leave you to figure out whether that was sarcastic.

 

Samaras? If we sign him I may start believing Katharina is actually Rupert Lowe.

 

If we sign Samaras I think I might stop supporting saints.

He is almost as bad as Jozy Altidore. It would go down as the worst signing by a premier league club that I can remember. A truly woeful player.

 

Haha good joke everyone..........as if we would offer a contract to Samaras (crossing his fingers).

 

Some of you are crazily depressed, hopefully we sign a good player today to sort you lot out.

 

Having just woken up to this: best you're aware there's absolutely no validity to the Samaras thing, right? Just a bit of silliness from a Scottish journo?

 

Beefy,although i dont post a lot, i view every day. I think your continued positivity must be applauded.
i hope your right about the decent signing as it would set the week up well.

 

Samaras really isn't as bad as some of you are making out. Think we'll sign better though.

 

The greek world cup team were banging in goals for fun right?
It wont happen, dont panic, but this is a rumours thread.

 

The Record claims Sevilla and Hamburg are also interested. No they are not, Daily Record, you don't know how to make up believable rumours.

 

According to some on here, players are divided into truly expensive unrealistic signings that we will never get and total utter crap who can't even put their own boots on. If only there were players that are good enough and have potential to do well under a good manager with a bit of effort on their part. Strangely, none of those actually exist in this reality.

 

Time for one of Joe's famous predictions! Samaras will end up in one of the following places:

- Back at Celtic
- Olympiakos/Panathinaikos
- Dynamo Kiev
- Qatari league
- Saudi league
- Chinese league
- MLS
- A League

 

Novel idea , but since you're at work anyway, you could try….working

 

This'll surprise people, but I actually do quite a bit of that. Work on one monitor and internet on the other.