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some **** was offended by my name on 606. it was "Jesus"

 

****ing brilliant Dougie.....

 

some **** was offended by my name on 606, it was "Ray Pest"

 

That's me Douglas

It's ok. I've changed my name to something completely different "PeppaTheDugChugginPig"

Anyhoo guys need to split. Going for another scan with Mrs Bollo to see little Bollo

 

You were CHROME JOBBIES when you kidnapped me and took me over to SPN.

Just make your name "Juan Kerr" now though.

 

I remember that one Dougie.

I had an account called CAPSLOCK and wrote in Capitals and it got binned too.

Stereotypist had one called THEMODSAREHYPOCRITICALCUUNTS after he tried to get me banned and they never

 

Best of luck, Bollo x

 

Cheer Tina

 

i have been CHROME JOBBIES, RAY PEST, R.SOLE, FARCEHOLE, FORMALDEHYDE, FACE SITTER, W ANCHOR and BOB MONKHOUSE. there have been a few more that i cant remember. Formaldehyde is by far the longest survivor though.

 

It's pish easy to get folk banned. You just go through the proper BBC Complaints instead of 606 Complaints

https://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/forms/

Usually they either have to have said something utterly shocking or make a "defamation of your character" in order for them to do anything about it though. I even told them I'd "contacted my solicitor"..... As if a pleb like me has a solicitor on retainer or something.

Thornlie said I was making jokes about Murray's amputations, which I'd never do, being a big admirer of the man. When they banned him I knew I was onto a winner.

 

Dougie, have you seen the shoe shop on the Kings Road in Chelsea that is called, R.Soles?

 

i want to make a pancake shop and call it eau crepes.

 

There was a Drapists in Edinburgh that was in the paper back in about 1997 that kept getting the "D" knicked from their sign. It had a picture of this wee Edinburgh woman with a sour face standing outside the front of her shop with "rapists" in the background

 

my pals neighbour used to have a boat sat in his drive which had "falkirk and district canal society" written on the side. we used to scratch of the c in canal. he would always re paint it. eventually he changed it to canals as if that was some way to stop us changing the text.

there were also public right of way signs with the l in public scratched out.

 

I used to laugh when I saw a 'TO LET' sign, if someone had put an i in between both words.

But I'm easily amused.

 

About a year ago there was a "Jesus Saves Church" van always parked in my mates car park even though it's meant to be a private one. So my mate went and wrote with a sharpie in foot high letters on the side "**** OFF GOD BOTHERERS".......they never came back

 

we tipexed a T and an S before and after the word ramp on a "caution ramp" sign. it was perferct