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o/t McDonalds secret menu

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  1. atigerfan

    atigerfan Active Member

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    One of the guys in my local pub told me about McDonalds secret menu. He went to our local McDonalds and insisted on a Monstermac ( eight beef patties ) and a McGangbang for his misses. The staff thought it was a joke but then the manager produced the food. Apparently eight patties makes you feel bloated...Not sure about the McGangbang.

    hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/
     
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  2. japseye

    japseye Well-Known Member

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    Their latest advert with the gherkin craving pregnant woman, and his dutiful partner having the whereabouts to get a bag of gherkins from McDonalds.
    What ****.
    I can guarantee if you go to your nearest McDonalds and try the same transaction, you will be greeted with a "I don't have an button on my till for that option".
     
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  3. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    If you were any sort of man you'd buy 20 burgers and pick the gerkins off. #givingpregnantwomenwhattheywant
     
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  4. DMD

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    Is there a code that gets them to produce something that's nearer to food?
     
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  5. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    mcdonalds really is awful isn't it
     
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  6. Aire

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    Can confirm this doesn't work.

    "Sir... Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
     
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  7. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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  8. DMD

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    Why isn't it called a big Mc?
     
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  9. bigfattiger

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    Try it without your cock out next time :)
     
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  10. Sheperdsbush

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    Apparently some of the lads who work at my local Mcdonalds were using spunk as a mayonnaise substitute
    For ****s n giggles !
     
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  11. Aire

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    If that's what it takes like girls have no excuse.

    Come on Tracy, just pretend it's the mayo from McDonalds.
     
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  12. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    this option also makes you feel bloated but not in a way you'd enjoy..
     
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  13. Kempton

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    Good thread <ok>
     
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  14. NorthFerribyTiger

    NorthFerribyTiger Well-Known Member

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    Strange then that McDonalds have the highest number or premises receiving 5* Environmental Health ratings than any other chain. Their food may not be the tastiest or most nutritious but their food safety standards are second to none
     
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  15. PattyNchips2

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    my little sister used to work there.. her favourite 'joke' was to put dead flies in the burgers, before handing them to customers.
     
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  16. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    and yet ppl work there and eat there!

    they can't be that outraged!
     
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  18. DMD

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    There'd be something drastically wrong if they didn't. In fact it's shameful if they don't achieve it in every premise. It's a limited product choice on a structured, national model procedure. Most companies that don't achieve 5 fail on paperwork and admin, not hygiene.
     
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  19. NorthFerribyTiger

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    Wow, dragging up a legal case from 17 years ago !!

    At least you don't get brain material etc like you do in KFC
     
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  20. Juckles

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    I know someone who worked at KFC and when the gobby ****s came in the drive through giving it loads they just put a green golly in the food;) Thank you enjoy your meal;)
     
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