scotchland

****ing twee. In a town north of Perth. It's fulll of tweed. Carpets curtains men wearing skirts. Haggis. Tatties and neeps what the **** are they. It's raining..... again.. and some scotch **** is singing some **** with lots of bonny banks references. ****

If the ****er was here now. King Alex salmon head would be creaming tartan cum

 

well summed up.

 

Mind and pay for yer permit if you want to go fishing.

 

He has it on his TV.

 

Stoopit Nigel books a jolly in tuechterville then complains about it being too tuechterish. Spends the night being ripped off to the max and claims the locals are idiots.

Right ye are then.

 

spastic **** ^^^^^^^^^^

 

Wannebe tuechter ^^^^^^^

 

We are gonne need a bigger boat.

 

It was funnier when you liked wwe...


You're no longer fun.

 

scots ar kunts wear skirting boards and eat Hamish lol vote yes

 

He was never fun.

 

Pot kettle etc.

 

Depends upon your definition of "Fun", posting the same unfunny joke, thread upon thread is not my idea of a party.

 

Stick to being a keyboard warrior then.

 

Is that what you think I am then?

Not a keyboard warrior at all in actual fact. Even if I was I could console myself that i'm not writing pishy threads about Sweaties, Haggis and kilts that may have been deemed humorous during the time of William Wallace. As for "Scotchland" I bet that sounded highly original and hilarious when you typed it?

It's about as funny as "Do you like WWE".

 

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