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How to train my dog to kill

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  1. Jeremy van gaal

    Jeremy van gaal New Member

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    I have a small dog and I want him to be able to defend himself. Is it possible to teach him to use a small fire arm so if push comes to shove he is ready?


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    Jeremy van gaal, Jul 31, 2014
  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Send him to Manchester... he'll have the knack in a matter of days.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 31, 2014
  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    If he's a gun dog he might be ok.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 31, 2014
  4. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

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    UnitedinRed, Jul 31, 2014
  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Get a real dog to eat the useless one, keep the real dog which will have gaineda taste for blood.
     
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    Sucky, Jul 31, 2014
  6. Blackheath Redcoat

    Blackheath Redcoat Active Member

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    Get him to join the police. He'll be gun trained and ready to go out and kill in no time at all. He may develop a tendency to only shoot black people, but on the plus side, you'll never be prosecuted.
     
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    Blackheath Redcoat, Jul 31, 2014

  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Get a gay looking poodle, hard as nails them ****ers <ok>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 1, 2014
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... dress it in a shell suit and put a moustache on it ... you'll have a kopite from the 70s/80s <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Aug 3, 2014
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Especially when the owner of poodle wears pink shirts and grows a moustache!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 4, 2014

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