FTAO Venom

I'm off to the pub for lunch now. I was thinking of having a few more than usual, maybe squeeze 3 or 4 into the hour.

Might also have a nice pub lunch, maybe a burger, scampi or even a nice juicy steak.

What you doing for lunch mate?

 

Well if we're doing lunches here's mine;

Ham, Cheese & Spring Onion sandwich (fresh Ham fae the Sainsbury's butcher, none eh yer wafer thin ****e)
Apple
Muller Light (smooth toffee)
Tracker Bar
Banana

It'll be eaten in that order as well and washed down with some high quality H2O.

 

I've already had a lunch of home-made Vegetable Broth and a freshly baked brown roll.

Then I had a bowl of Sticky Toffee pudding & Mackie's honeycomb ice-cream.

Followed up with an expresso.

Didn't cost me a penny. In fact I'll get paid £51 during my 2- hour lunch break. Thanks for asking though buddy

 

Healthy Mother ****er, I bet you still die younger than me though.

 

frank ur a health freak. ma lunch would trump them all but a canny be arsed listing the ingredients. av done it before on here. its gay!

 

Venom, you are still a **** on 606

 

That's me off to the pub now Venom, I'll tell you all about it when i get back.

 

There's something I always find gay about you at lunchtime Frank. So gay.

 

<kapow>

 

I had egg mayo sandwiches.

That is all

 

Did you get banned again? I've managed to get two *****s banned today and yesterday. I suspect one of them might be you.

 

You'll not get me banned, I've got 5 accounts, though 4 are dormant.

Who did you get banned?

 

Thats true, but it'll be a happy death safe in the knowledge that the wee bit of filth downstairs in accounts probably still fingers herself about the time I let her stroke my 6-pack

 

Some **** was offended by my name on 606

 

Whats' your name on 606?

 

peppa pig chugs dugs?

 

I only report the spastic users. I lap up anyone who has a bit of patter.

Most of the folk I got banned are back under new names now anyway. Thornlie52Champs is back as Thornlie. JohnBarnesLegend is back.

Plus I'm sure Girvan Loyal must have a new account by now

 

Aye, you can spot Girvan a mile off.

So who did you get banned yesterday Venom?

The most pathetic **** on 606 is Richgoldengirl, ****ing fraudulent ****.

 

Isn't that a kiddy's cartoon character?

 

no its a crudely drawn penis