Have You Got The Bottle????

I wouldn't put a pic of me on here.

Way to many pricks on some of the other boards who could make a field day out of this.

Nobody remember when KPR accidently revealed himself as Alan Slevin?

Exactly. He got butchered.

 

Well, I was known on here for ****ting a lot before the eating a lot reputation kicked in

 

Sad bastard that I am, I go around the streets laughing at, and mentally correcting, ludicrous mistakes in shop signs and such (there are so many more now that home desktop publishing is widespread).
Even the official name of our country is illiterate, ffs.
I was fit to burst when I was in Turkey with all the dotted capital I's until I learned that that is actually a legitimate form in Turkish.
Interesting fact: the dot on an i is called a tittle.

 

Nothing new there, then.

 

I do that, too. It's sad, but I like it. I had many a good, sly chuckle at my local watering hole due to the misspelllings and school-boy grammatical errors on promo boards, and signs, the Landlord had made. Unfortunately, some spoilsport told him and he corrected them. Now, when there's a new sign up, he gives me the evil-eye when I look at it and always says, "What?"

 

Me to.

 

Another reason not to join Facebook. It's murder on there.

 

Some real cuties on here

 

That was his first effort

 

Imagine the mirth when new signs go up in the Cheese. They're diabolical. I used to tell them to correct them, but don't bother now. Just shake my head and laugh

 

Is this KPR? https://twitter.com/AlSlev3

 

You bunch of ****ing pussies

 

Not too many takers, Sky?

 

As titled -

But they don't have the bottle. What's the worst that can happen FFS, it'll just be interesting to see who we're talking to

 

Thanks

 

already said why i cant, not that i don't have the balls, don't like photos, and the ones i do have they are with my kids.

besides i have already admitted i am an ugly ****

 

Why the arm across the chest and hand on the shoulder is this the new selfie then???

 

Wait.. Lemme take a selfie.

 

Showing off a new tat?

 

I like to maintain an air of mystery-it's much more alluring.