O/t this is gonna go off

You best watch what you order for your lunch over there pal...

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I know the mussos don't eat pork, but why do they jews not eat pork, shellfish and a ****e load of other stuff?

 

They use the Torah (first 5 books of the Old Testament) as their reference. Says not to eat flesh of animals with cloven hooves. Out of the watter they`re allowed fish but that`s all.

 

Something to do with how it couldn't be cleaned properly and stored safe about 7 billion year ago, their daft arse version of the bible needs updating so they can factor in the modern day invention that is the refrigerator.

Same with shellfish... cleaning and stuff. You ever had a Kosher steak? It's like eating a ****ing snooker hall carpet... **** sake.

 

Yeah only animals that chew the kud, which I think means if they eat their own spew they're safe to eat... ming.

 

Hadn`t thought of it quite like that.

 

Well quite but hamas have no hesitation in using there own people as human shields.
The provo's persecuted their own in NI, in the form of knee capping, extortion, protection rackets.
We should have dealt with those bastards same as Germany did with the Baader Mienhoff.
IE, blow the ****s away.

 

Something tells me many of the 'civilians' are happy to be used as human shields. The old '40 virgin promise' sacrifice springs to mind.

The UN won't find any evidence of it mind, it's all lies, nothing to do with the fact that by default there would be no evidence left of a 'human shield', they've been blown to ****ing pieces.

 

Who would want to die for 40 virgins though?
I mean if it was 40 slags I could understand it.

 

I thought it was 72 virgins, or is that just for the top boys?

 

Hamas have now captured an Israeli soldier. Absolutely devastating news.

My heart goes out to the soldier and his family. I know how vile these ****ing muzzy terrorists are.

 

Surly the abillity to cure meat has been around since since the dawning of flesh?

 

Reckon he`ll be kept safe and well. They`ll be wanting to swap him for 1,000 of their lunatics.

 

I would certainly like to think so and that is what happened the last time... 1000 Palestine prisoners released for 1 Israeli soldier.

I've got a bad feeling after how Israel have crushed them, things may turn out a bit different this time. Would love to slap the bastards across the face with fresh raw bacon

 

Bet it was lost in translation, they'll end up with 40 grams of Golden Virginia each.

I'm fairly sure it's gonna be none fella, the maths is irrelevant!

**** knows pal, how many pigs do you get in the desert anyhow? I'm fairly sure by the time they've dragged one thousands of miles to Bethlehem it's ****ing lifting!

 

Dual nationality supposedly- the captured soldier. Guess where as well as Israeli?

 

It would smell like an arabs sandal.

 

I'd feel sorry for the pig having to smell them sweaty ****ers

 

Just read that humans only discovered the ability to cure in the 1800s... Thick ****s.

 

Makes not one bit of difference to me. He's fighting for Israel against backward Muslims. The lads a hero in my eyes.