This is a new game to play for this season, everyone can predict up to 5 possible headlines that could appear in the Sunday Newspapers the day after our saturday game. The winner for the week will be anyone that gets it bang on or as near to it. I'll start of with a couple; 'Leeds spanked at Dirty Den' 'Ciao Hockaday'
Cellino's whites make wallies look like they played with concrete boots on. Millwall request another ball,as they cant get the other one. Fans riot after millwall record defeat. Taxi for Holloway.
MILLWALLISIMO New Leeds leacher Masterbates Cellino says he has a new unlucky number after the Lions run riot and maul Hockawallys Leeds 12-0. Hockawally said in his press conference that he was pleased with the hard work the lads put in, and had noticed an improvement and has promised that they will get even better!! Star man for Leeds was Paddy Kenny who came on at half time when Leeds were already 12-0 down and saved 4 penalties - by this time Ian Holloways majestic Lions were down to 7 men after 7 players had to come off with laughter pains!!
Millwall fans riot after (and usually during) any defeat Match ball taken off on a stretcher at the Den. Leeds fans discover that visiting fans only section is the only part of the ground that is urine free.
Cheshire based Millwall fan caught for cottaging released without charge. Police confirm it's wrong when 8000 others do it every week.
Paddy Kenny fails another drug test, when asked why he said it was the only way he can cope with living in Leeds.
wish you guys would pay attention,kenny is 3rd choice keeper at leeds and will probably never play for leeds again.surprised your resident leeds fans mighty and tc didn't tell you.