It's ok for you, you're not on the receiving end of your own stream of invective. Luv and I have got permanent lughole burns.
. . . no, too easy!* *I mean the obvious joke about bum-hole sex, not that RHC's daughter is easy. Obviously. Perish the thought! [sidles to the nearest exit]
Go the text, mate. Will call you next week However, we've not made any specific plans yet, so arrangements may have to be a little short-notice.
Fine by me. I've got **** all on until my bro is off work on the 10th. So will be rampaging London on my own the first 2 days.
Zingy, you'll have to try and convince the daughter to sign up on here... she'd love it and we definitely wouldn't all ask her about embarrassing stories about RHC* or try and hit on her... *he probably tells us them all himself to be fair
British Museum (the Rosetta Stone) Natural History Museum (the building itself & the dinosaurs) Science Museum (Stephenson's Rocket) Thames River Cruise Greenwich Observatory The police box outside Earls Court tube station (the last Tardis in London) If you click on it in Google Street View, it takes you inside ;-) Go sunbathe on Camden Beach (http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/camden-beach) You'll get to see the Roundhouse and Camden too. The Field of Poppies at the Tower of London (WWI tribute) You don't even have to pay to go inside (http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/07/tower-of-london-poppies/) Then go see Tower Bridge (arrange to go when it opens http://www.towerbridge.org.uk/TBE/EN/BridgeLiftTimes/) Things not to do: St. Paul's Cathedral (how ****ing much!?!?!) London Eye (how ****ing much!?!?!) I like to walk past St Paul's, down to the Millenium Bridge and over to the Tate, go look at the Globe Theatre, then walk back on the South bank to the London Eye, over the river by Big Ben, past Westminster Abbey and up to Leicester Square.
I think he means I probably tell the girls all the cheese stuff anyway, which is absolutely correct. That's why they both said "You've been banned from the Cheese? yikes>". As in "How do you get banned from the Cheese?"