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Late night at A&E

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Had to take a wee trip to A&E last night . Doing my knight in shining armour bit. By **** that's an eye opener. Wishaw general was like the bar in star wars.

    God bless those poor NHS workers if that's a normal Thursday night. They deserve every penny they earn and probably a fair bit more.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    One of those "She walked into a door" late night A&E visits Aldo?
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No , not this time Tubby.

    Not unless the door bit her.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    They certainly do. I dont understand why they just dont go on strike and say pay us what we are worth or die in your own vomit.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's what happens when you've got reams of feral weans cutting about the place.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Possibly the most ill-advised thread in not606 history.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    never heard that one before
     
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  9. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We did a job at Wishaw general a while ago and by ****, what a sight it was. Never have I seen so many ****s, strays and mutants in one place.

    It's the sight of grown men and woman walking about in football strips which was a real eye opener for this Bear.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Rangers 97 top with ALDO on the back?
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to A&E, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
    'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
    'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Last time I was in A&E (Glasgow Royal) several years back, we waited for 3 hours to see a Nurse/Doctor whist a queue of jakies and junkie scumbags took priority.

    I'm not judgemental but i'd leave these drunken/stoned ****s to die in a ****-filled gutter. Real people should not have to share a planet with these dregs of humanity, let alone a waiting room in a Hospital.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Fuck off then junkie.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    also prisoners just swan in and skip the queue
     
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  15. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    And road traffic accident victims and heart attack patients and other ****s. Get in ****ing line
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <confused>
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Very true would pay the &#8364;100 or so and go private to avoid that scenario,the care is fine but the waiting around for hours does me in.Have you noticed you never see pots stuck on heads anymore,how did that happen?
     
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  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Non stick insides on the potz these days .
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Same with hands stuck in vases.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Last time I was in A&E I was in and out in under 20 minutes.
     
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