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Delayed Ejaculation

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Jan 12, 2011.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    What the ****? Haven't cum in ages.

    Used to take me about 30 seconds as well.

    Male menopause?
     
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  2. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    <burstprostrate>
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Well sober, don't know what the **** is wrong. My mental medication does have it as a side effect but I've been on that for ages and not had the problem.

    <WifeNowHasBiggerBiceptsThanMeMuir>
     
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  4. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    <andbaws>
     
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  5. what medication you on?
     
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  6. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Nice big hairy ones though
     
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  7. BolloBollo

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    Fair enough <ok>
     
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  8. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    **** sorry, I confused her balls with her tits. They're hairy too.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Hairy Plums......

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Frank The Tank

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    Its natures way of telling you that you now prefer cocks to tits so the porn stash from your teens wont work for you.

    <BUMDER>
     
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  11. BolloBollo

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    That's the way I'd imagine my hawmaws to look like if they were cut out <boakmuir>
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    it means you are gay.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    You clearly need a new strategy. Have you tried sticking a finger/some inanimate object up your bum while doing it?
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> pokey bum **** is the future <ok>
     
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  15. EDGE

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    I've tried it, it's sore
     
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  16. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Did you use a pineapple?
     
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  17. EDGE

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    No, just a joystick for an Atari ST
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    you shouldnt have used a bag of rusty nails then. <ok>
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bet you were a legend on Super Street Fighter......
     
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