Just watch the news looking for anything interesting on Sunderland SAFC, and saw a news item about the mags boring under the streets of Newcastle looking for water. Well got me thinking, of course they will find liquid, its full of piss cos the ****ers are always trying to extract it. Thoughts anyone.
It's a bit like Allo allo there now, while the commotion is going on upstairs, they are diggin underneath, looking for a way out.
Apparently there are indications of an underground water source. ****ing of course there is, 1 they don't wash 2 they don't want all that Saturday night piss in the Tyne it must go somewhere
That was during the Gervinho rumour.. everyone's mulling around, nowt to do. 2mins in "he's coming" mass flood. Then someone shouts "only kidding mugs", of they go. Then 6mins in "na he's coming really", mass hysteria, mass flood. "Fooled yer again" Bastard was the cry.. Then the real flood happened SOB ON THE TYNE.
Hear they have found fossils dating back at least 1 million years in Newcastle, must have got into the trophy room at SidJames.com