Hey up tunny .. You recovered from your trek? Did you go for dinner last night? I didn't think you two would like the Stella cider as I thought it was really sweet..
I like it. Wouldn't drink it all the time but it did the trick yesterday. Had a couple of the big bottles and a couple of Grolsch whilst slaving over a hot barbie then essentially stuffed my face with too much chicken and burger. Next thing you know I'm having a little nap on me bed after a trip for a slash, could have chilled there for hours but pulled out if it and had another. Tasty, with a little bit of anaesthic thrown in! I see you've got a fan Sweats, before long you'll be meeting old Jen the Saint in a service station and banging the backside out of her. Before the inevitable messy murder and burial of course.
She is more than likely a proper munter mind, I just can't picture fit birds browsing not606 myself!!
Indeed, if you believed the paranoia on there they think there's about four of them, each with three different names. They're all accusing each other of being at least three people, very strange.
Yeah I've seen that.. Probably cannabis induced paranoia .. My office is like working in a bread oven today.. Not conducive for work at all..
****, I just fell asleep at work. Maybe yesterday wasn't the Cidre, maybe I've got low level narcolepsy or something? Or maybe I'm just ****ing knackered having had about two good nights sleep in the last five and a half years. Yeah, maybe that's it, bring on No.3 in in February that'll just put the tin hat on the whole shebang. I can't quite believe how bored I am at work, there is **** all for me to do to be honest and I'm keeping it quiet as in my circumstances they could well say 'cheerio, see you in a couple of weeks when things pick up'. Need to keep my head down. This extra kiddie on the way has quashed any hope I had of getting out and starting a fresh on the bottom rung of anything. Any hope I had of setting up a little shop selling some wares or other down the road. Any hope of ever doing anything other than this **** for now. So, De Gea has turned up for a medical so he must be next. Can't say I'm overjoyed that out No.1 goal keeper is going to be a 20 year old who can't speak the lingo. I'd have prefered we got some a bit older but he must be good and the best available so we'll see how that goes.
"You've got a lot of class there matey! " @@@@@@@@@@@@@ hey it's not me who loves the bald 'eaded drummer!
What can I say, some sh1thot comebacks there you're a beacon of strenght to angry unwashed nerds everywhere
err no comeback really, I was merely stating facts ....... which I thought was apt due to your bethren's love affair with them. any way how did you know I am a beacon of strength to angry unwashed nerds everywhere? .... come on; have you been stalking me now?
I was at that match. We won the league that season. Stevie G scores a goal, we win the league. Familiar?
Dunno, but I thought this thread would be well buried beneath the tonnes of binary ****e that the vast vast VAST majority of ****ing gimps talk on this site. We seem to get quite a few ****s dropping in. Well, played footie in me new adidas astros tonight and it's got to be said - I was ****ing tremendous. What a difference it makes not worrying whether you're going to end up on your arse after a 10 yard pass. Trainers are no comparison. Scored a beautiful tight-angled first time curler. I almost masturbated over the prone keeper it was that good. Last week's demons cast out!
well my eldest came back from glasto today, both shattered and boggin';. almost had to hose her down in the back garden, man 5 days of mud stinks! made her a big roast dinner, she wolfed down as if she had never eaten before in her life, then started to recant stories from her week before falling asleep mid sentence. I just picked her up off the sofa and carried her upstairs, where she flopped like rag doll on her bed, making noises like a sleeping baby..........oh to be 18 again!?
