We sign: Ronaldhino McDonaldhino Van der Valk Troy Tempest Thor Stigofthedump The Krankies (only counts as one). Rob Hulse
I find myself immensely frustrated but also pleased that we are not repeating the fiasco of 3 years back. It's possible that the better of the lower level players do not want to come to QPR because we are newly promoted without a very good track record of PL success. I can understand that too. It may just be that we need to scrabble through this season and maybe even the next (assuming we can stay up) before we can begin to attract players that will help us push to mid table security and upwards on a regular basis. If that scenario were to happen, it might also co-incide with the new stadium which would be an added attraction for better players to join. We are all desperate for success tomorrow. The Board are too but they are wise enough now to know that is not possible. As ever with QPR, hang on for the ride!
If we're going to Scrabble through this season then I'm hoping for these letters on a triple word score... V I S L U R V A
If we are genuine about staying up, we ought to sign Viagra. I've heard the price dropping all the time and he's available on a 'pay as you go' system.
Actually it seems Redknapp's wish list got a bit mixed up when Rosie took the dictation. Phil Beard is currently in negotiation with: Roy Deeney (Waterford) Ronald (Athletic Minehead) Stan Derart (Bad Homburg) Kurt Cobain (Central Ajax Warwick U12s) Nick Kranker (Dynamo Keighley) Unfortunately they are all holding out for at least £80k a week while waiting for Liverpool to come in for them. And they are all goalkeepers.
I had a dream this morning that we signed a player who was well liked somewhere else... perhaps a bit of a legend... but wasn't too old.
Many congratulations Ski & Mrs Ski. Many more happy years to come for you both. Is Mrs Ski also a Superhoop?
